The First isn’t up to anything.. so here are some tips

Usually when I say this, they hit me with many opinions that same day. However, I suspect that because of 1) clogged courts; 2) frivolous litigation; and 3) terrorism litigation they are very busy. (Obviously 1-3 are just excuses meant for non-lawyers, but in some ways, they are best “truths” of all, because they come from the heart.)

But, if you want, you can read Fidel’s editorial. Not that I am a big supporter of Castro, but I think his perspective is somewhat interesting...

or contemplate whether any guilty pleas are truly voluntary (and are they "clogging the courts" like this fake blog) or

...whether Anonymous Lawyer has the right idea or not about bathroom behavior or not... or view some typewriter pr0n.

If you don’t want to click on the links, here are the highlights (I forgot which one goes to which piece of media, but really, are they not all the same?):

• One day, Che [Guevara] and I went to play golf.
• I am not gay; I never have been gay.
• Then his foot crept under the stall and rubbed against mine. He wanted more. So I reached into my other pocket and pulled out a credit agreement. I scrawled at the top, "Proofread this," and slipped it under the partition. He took it.
• ... and the practical Blickensderfer.
• The FAA abbreviation for the Boise Airport is spot-on, because BOI is this is a terrific airport! And BOI are the bathrooms clean!