Dear S.Cotus:
I don’t like my job. Every day I have to deal with exciting new issues, and argue before
courts. It is so boring. Is there some way I can jump right in and do document
review like the real lawyers do?
Signed,
Bored
Dear Bored:
Yes. Now you can! You
can start reading .pdfs of the (mostly non-responsive) documents that the
executive turned over to the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding the “fired”
US Attorneys. If you want to really go “all
the way” you can pretend to be a temp by burning your business cards, or
writing “Contract Attorney” beneath you name.
Love,
Me.
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