Those turned over documents

Dear S.Cotus:

I don’t like my job. Every day I have to deal with exciting new issues, and argue before courts. It is so boring. Is there some way I can jump right in and do document review like the real lawyers do?

Signed,
Bored

Dear Bored:

Yes. Now you can! You can start reading .pdfs of the (mostly non-responsive) documents that the executive turned over to the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding the “fired” US Attorneys. If you want to really go “all the way” you can pretend to be a temp by burning your business cards, or writing “Contract Attorney” beneath you name.

 
Love,
Me.