I don’t like my job. Every day I have to deal with exciting new issues, and argue before
courts. It is so boring. Is there some way I can jump right in and do document
review like the real lawyers do?
Yes. Now you can! You can start reading .pdfs of the (mostly non-responsive) documents that the executive turned over to the Senate Judiciary Committee regarding the “fired” US Attorneys. If you want to really go “all the way” you can pretend to be a temp by burning your business cards, or writing “Contract Attorney” beneath you name.